- How does the plane fly?
- how does the ship float?
- how does the television work?
(see: you understand ) (see: you know )

-You were a civil engineer, right?
- Yes??
- Look, will this building be demolished?
- What do I know, there is a test of this work, this work is incomprehensible as if death hits watermelon!
- What kind of engineer are you?
-.......

- huh. I guess you were an engineer?
- Yes?
- Well, my walkman is not working, I was going to ask you to have a look?
- battery i have battery ???

"Will you be a pilot" for aircraft engineers and "will you become an astronaut" for space engineers.

- what engineer are you?
- construction engineer
- Will our building be demolished?
- ???

ps: yes guys this question is really an annoying question. I say yes to the person who asked. it's collapsing there. don't ask bro. What will they know? Will your building be demolished or not? Look, I'm on my nerves again.

- what engineer are you?
- computer
- good thing for our boy, playful or something, how much will we get together

You will be my foundation engineer.
-Yes, auntie.
-Oh my dear, will you find a job, will you do a master? There is no point anymore without mastering. The engineer is crawling.
-... thank you. You reminded them of them or I have peace now. Wouldn't it be better if you hadn't spoiled it?

- what engineer were you?
- environment
- Haa those who organize the parks of these cities and their gardens.
- No sir, the job of those city and regional planners has nothing to do with engineering affiliated with the faculty of architecture!
(Phrase I had to say maybe 1500 times throughout my life, even those who mocked like a sewer engineer and shit engineer would have said things closer to my profession so I never got angry with them)

-What is the part you read, darling?
- They call it genetic engineering, auntie.
-Wow didn't you get a medical school, baby, you're going to be an engineer like that.
- I don't like pus from your blood.